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PostSubject: Shit jokes you just made up........I apologise in advance.   Sun Aug 06, 2017 5:24 pm

It's my mum's birthday tomorrow and I've spent ages trying to figure out what to get her but couldn't think of anything. Then I remembered she loves cartography. Well as luck would have it I saw this awesome 3d map of the world in the local stationers..... What a relief!

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PostSubject: Re: Shit jokes you just made up........I apologise in advance.   Wed Aug 09, 2017 7:17 pm

boom boom..only taken me 4/5 days.haha
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PostSubject: Re: Shit jokes you just made up........I apologise in advance.   Wed Aug 09, 2017 7:30 pm

Haha....slow burner...or slow stinker.

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PostSubject: Re: Shit jokes you just made up........I apologise in advance.   Wed Aug 09, 2017 7:32 pm

I came up with that shit after 3 bottles of 6% dark ale at Beirut airport. It should be banned.

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PostSubject: Re: Shit jokes you just made up........I apologise in advance.   Mon Sep 11, 2017 4:14 pm

My new watch is driving me crazy. It keeps making noises trying to annoy me and it digs into my arm until it draws blood. Jesus, it's a right Seiko.

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PostSubject: Re: Shit jokes you just made up........I apologise in advance.   Fri Nov 17, 2017 12:42 pm

I went to see a stage hypnotist the other night. He asked for volunteers and me and my mates put our hands up, he called us onstage, he then hypnotised my mates and had them running around like dogs on all fours and barking, then it was my turn and he tried to hypnotise me and he couldn't. He whispered that I was one of the people who could not be hypnotised. So he asked me to sit back down.

I felt like I'd made a total fool of myself.




Do you see what I tried to do there? 

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