Hilary, the coffin candidate, does the Zombie stumble......

Maybe it's because she's out in daylight....there's no way she'll last until November.....  though I suppose if she can only hang on until Halloween and receive a vital transfusion of sacrificial life essence... but I can't see it.

It's getting kinda gross really...... Maybe she'll just sort of melt in front of everyone's eyes into a pool of green bile at a rally like one of the Nazis in Raiders of the Lost Ark.


These are her scheduled appearances.....notice she seems to get a lot of people to work on her behalf including her daughter Chelsea.... But Clinton is due to make an appearance in Las Vegas on the 14th September...... This sure is going to be a spectacle....I wonder what she'll cough up this time.......

BTW I'm trying to think of a joke/pun to do with Hilary Clinton and the words coughing/coffin but I can't make it work....

Best I can think of is the thread title...

I'll give a prize to anyone who can do better.

https://hillaryspeeches.com/scheduled-events/

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Date

Location

Event Type

Speaker(s)

September 12, 2016 Dayton, Ohio Organizing Event Tim Kaine
September 12, 2016 Fort Myers, Florida Organizing Event Anne Holton
September 13, 2016 Philadelphia, Pennsylvania Organizing Event President Barack Obama
September 13, 2016 Ann Arbor, Michigan Rally Tim Kaine
September 13, 2016 Ohio Organizing Event Tim Kaine
September 13, 2016 Winston-Salem, North Carolina Women in Leadership Panel Chelsea Clinton
September 13, 2016 Durham, North Carolina Organizing Meeting Chelsea Clinton
September 13, 2016 Palm Beach County, Florida Organizing Event Anne Holton
September 13, 2016 Atlanta, Georgia Fundraiser LBGTQ Friends and Allies for Hillary
September 13, 2016 Boston, Massachusetts Fundraiser BD Wong
September 13, 2016 New York City, New York Fundraiser Ion Yadigaroglu and Kristina Costa
September 14, 2016 The Ellen DeGeneres Show Television Hillary Clinton
September 14, 2016 Las Vegas, Nevada Rally Hillary Clinton
September 14, 2016 Raleigh, North Carolina Organizing Event Chelsea Clinton
September 14, 2016 Carrboro, North Carolina Voter Registration Event Chelsea Clinton
September 14, 2016 Washington, DC Fundraiser Senator Debbie Stabenow
September 15, 2016 Crystal Lake, Illinois Fundraiser Lisa Madigan
September 15, 2016 New York City, New York Fundraiser Rodney Slater
September 16, 2016 Virginia Organizing Event First Lady Michelle Obama
September 17, 2016 Washington, DC Congressional Black Caucus Foundation Hillary Clinton
September 19, 2016 New York City, New York Fundraiser De’Ara Balenger
September 25, 2016 New York City, New York Fundraiser Amy Poehler and Ana Gasteyer
September 26, 2016 Hempstead, New York Presidential Debate Hillary Clinton
September 26, 2016 Chicago, Illinois Debate Watch Party Fundraiser LGBT for the Hillary Victory Fund
September 26, 2016 Austin, Texas Debate Watch Party Fundraiser Hillary Victory Fund
September 26, 2016 New York City, New York Debate Watch Party Fundraiser Uzo Aduba
September 26, 2016 Brookline, Massachusetts Fundraiser Boston for45
September 30, 2016 Brooklyn, New York Fundraiser Scott M. Stringer
October 2, 2016 Atlanta, Georgia Fundraiser Senator Cory Booker
October 4, 2016 Farmville, Virginia Vice-Presidential Debate Tim Kaine
October 5, 2016 London, England Fundraiser for American Citizens Melanne Verveer
October 9, 2016 St. Louis, Missouri Presidential Debate Hillary Clinton
October 15, 2016 Chicago, Illinois Fundraiser Chicago for Hillary
October 17, 2016 Dallas, Texas Fundraiser LGBT and Allies
October 19, 2016 Las Vegas, Nevada Presidential Debate Hillary Clinton

She came, she saw, she nearly died.

President Parkinson.....

Thank God she lost.